- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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