- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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