- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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