- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Julian Ha.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

whats gay and american? a gay american

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