are you saying pam, or pan?

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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