- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

hey justin

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

My cat just died.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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