what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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