Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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