- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What's the difference between a duck?

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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