- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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