- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

A man walks into a bar

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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