what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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