Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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everyone dislike this

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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time to spruce up!

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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