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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Guest what in the butt

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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