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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Your Mom The End.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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