Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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