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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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