- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Knock Knock No solicitors

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

okay so theres this guy.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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