A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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