Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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