What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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