- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What do u call a cripple Biv

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.