Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Penis chickens

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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