Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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