There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Guest what in the butt

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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