- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

The holocaust

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

this website is a bad joke

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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