- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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