- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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