Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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A fat guy!

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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the WNBA

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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