What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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