- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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