- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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