What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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Nick Cannon

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What's your guys names?

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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