How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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