- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

what's white and sticky semen

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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