- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why can't february march Because april may

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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