There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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poop.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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