Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Justin's life

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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