- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Jeff

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

I dont have a girlfriend

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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