- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

what do you call a black chef glendon

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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