- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

How old are you? 7

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

whats green and lives in the water

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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