- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

sky's sty

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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