- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

I hate blackniggers

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

If you have a stroke, call 000

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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