What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

I don't get it

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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