- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

knock knock Goodbye

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

penis

What fires shots? A gun

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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