How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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