- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

How old are you? 7

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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