- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

knock knock come in

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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