An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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HELLO EVERYONE

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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