- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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