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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service