- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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