- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.