- Anti Joke

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5