it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Anti Joke

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