What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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