A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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mark is life

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Dear Reader I am writing to express my complete and utter disdain toward the subject of your face. Rarely have I to witness such a repugnant sight. I would like to inform you that, upon most regrettably witnessing your face, my delicate stomach muscles gave way, and my morning meal, of lightly buttered Kipper and freshly squeezed orange juice most unfortunately ended up in one of the seventeen human waste disposal outlets to adorn my manor house. I struggle to comprehend how you, being such a selfish sadist, are able to live with yourself, knowing how much dismay you have caused me. Might I suggest that you pay a visit to a prosthetic plastic surgeon, in order to prevent other innocent's to suffer as did I. I request politely, but please be firmly assured in the knowledge that I will complain to the magnificent force of the police should you not comply with my reasonable request. Your face simply can not be allowed to exist in it's current form. I would go so far to say that it may be a danger to the elder's of our society, with their regrettably weak hearts.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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