Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Women's Rights

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

K

^ That's not even funny ^

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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