- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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