- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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