- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Your mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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