- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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