- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Once upon a time, The end.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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