Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Ask me if im a tree? No

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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