- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Yo Momma is not fat.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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