- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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