- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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