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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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