Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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