- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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