- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Where's the soap?

Poop

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

were at work systems r down

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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