- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

BIG MAC'S

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Ms Leong Sux

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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