- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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