Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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