- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Obama lin Baden.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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