What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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