- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

don't just stand there

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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