What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Anti Joke

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