- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

12 niqqa 12.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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