that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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