Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What is the name of the car? What

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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