q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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HOLY COW!

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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