- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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