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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Your mam is so fat.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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