- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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