Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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autistic kids rock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Rebecca Black's career.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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