- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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