- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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