- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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