- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

And you honored it I see :P

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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