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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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