Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Grace Ackerson

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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