- Anti Joke

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.