- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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