Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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A seal walks into a club.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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