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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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