- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What is life? Paul.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Refridgerator.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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