- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

An Asian with a big dick.

What did the snake say to the rat?

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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