- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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