- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

a man walked into a bar....

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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