- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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