- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Whats worse than suicide? death

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.