Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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