- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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