- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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