- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Ms Leong Sux

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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