A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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I am quite mature.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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