- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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