What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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cory is gay

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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