Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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