Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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One, two, three, four and five

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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