- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

sucks Syntax...

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Sloths

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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