What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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