Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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This is not a joke.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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A van drives into a car.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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