Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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