- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Ross.

The New York Giants

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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