- Anti Joke

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.