- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

salad days!

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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