Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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One time i was sitting down

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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