- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

The Labour Party.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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