What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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