- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Emily Walker.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??