- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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