nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Actually it was me Josh brown

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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