Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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