Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

How come anti jokes r funny

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Women's rights.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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