what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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