What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

school homewrok

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Pianos.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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