- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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