Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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A man walks into a bar

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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