I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

A dog was barking at a tree

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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