That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

KILL WHITEY

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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