- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

A black man has a job.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

womens rights

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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