- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

David Cameron

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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