ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

you dint have to be a jew matt

Your so gay, that you like men!

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

what is red and smells like paint red paint

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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