- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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