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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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