- Anti Joke

Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.