A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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