Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Womens rights.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Sarah Palin.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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