What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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kennah campion when she talks

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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