Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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osama bin laden is dead

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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jews

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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Communism hehe xd

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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