Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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