Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A man walked into a bar owch

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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