- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

* anti-punchline

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Mooses

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

A fat guy!

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