How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Uh... What was emulating again?

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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