- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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