A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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y u no like me joke?

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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