Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Your so gay, that you like men!

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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