- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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