- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

i wonder who made this website? a human

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Jewwy Jewstein

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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