What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

I'm rick james bitch

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

tommy is retared

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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