Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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