- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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