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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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