A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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