- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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