- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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