Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

hashtags suck balls

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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