Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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What is life? Paul.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Refridgerator.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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