Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Turkey Balls

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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