Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Women's rights

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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