How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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