josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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i committed murder

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What does water taste like? Water

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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