- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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