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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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