why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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