Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A woman walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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