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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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