Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

You know what's funny? Rape

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

whats 2+2? 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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