Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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A seal walks into a club.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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A pope meets another one

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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ecks! why zee?

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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