- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

what are you mike bibby?

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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