- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

A penis walks into a bar..

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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