How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

I went to work today....

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

guess what>? your mum lol

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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