- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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