why did the zebra cross the road?

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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penis

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Male leadership.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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