what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Hail Hitler

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

you give like i give lomain

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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